Introduction Throughout history there have been certain patterns, rituals and practices that have been crude precursors to the development of modern culture. Whilst not strictly ‘Art’ in the modern sense, they were still ‘art’ or ‘proto-art’ in the basest sense; an attempt to express or communicate ideas via media such as drums, pictograms and little … Continue reading A Comprehensive History of Literature: Part 1

Reach for the stars I’ll be honest; last year was about as bad as it could have been, short of all the people I like dying and all the people I don’t like suddenly becoming immortal. Even then it would have been a close call. On that basis, I’ve decided to re-evaluate my life and … Continue reading To Do List: 2013

I really don't like Liz Jones I’m sorry to do this to you all, but it’s that time again.  I wish there were another way, I really do.  Because… well you know that huge pit monster in Star Wars, out in the desert?  Well imagine that, only full of shit and used needles and copies of OK! Magazine.  I … Continue reading Like a Twat Out of Hell

A Liz Jones Odyssey Lots of things make me angry.  Like anyone, things that shouldn’t annoy me often do.  Then sometimes I find myself at the opposite end of the spectrum.  There I am, reading something so stupid it hurts, and I'll be completely unmoved.  I don't break anything, wish death on anyone, grind my teeth … Continue reading Reinventing Stupidity